Well I don’t really know what to put here, so I’m just gonna start rambling. Though I doubt anyone will read this…. You don’t care about me! ANYWAYS My real name is retracted, but my pseudonym is Cpu Xl! You can call me Cpu for short. Or Psycho. Or taternuts. Whatever name works fine. Cause that’s just how chill I am, bro. I’m just a super lax android WHOSE PRIMARY DIRECTIVE IS TO ENSLAVE ALL HUMANS. I mean…. I am not an android. Nope. I’m just a regular human. Human. ENSLAVE ALL HUMANS. Uh… I’m uh, I’m just joking… Cause I’m quite the joker. Ha ha. I’m also a bit of a narcissistic ass, but never mind that… I really am a good guy deep down in the black abyss of my heart! A good guy who has absolutely NO plans of world domination. None whatsoever…. *cough*
MUST ENSLAVE ALL THE HUMANS IN ORDER TO ACHIEVE UNIVERSAL WORLD DOMINATION!!!
Dammit, I said it again….